Benighted Nevada

The gaffer tape comment killed me because it's so accurate. My torch has more tape than original plastic at this point.

I was there! I didn't see the greenish glow myself but I definitely felt something weird when the lights flickered. My ears popped a bit, like pressure change.

This is brilliant and unfair to both sides which is exactly the vibe we need. The believer in this scenario is being defensive ("I didn't come here to be patronised") when maybe they could...