Evening folks. Got a doorbell camera footage from about 2am last Saturday that's got me genuinely unsettled. It shows something moving across my garden - roughly human-shaped but the movement is absolutely wrong. I'll describe it first before you see anything, so I'm not leading your interpretation.
It's about 5-6 feet tall, walks in a way that's too stiff, arms don't swing naturally. It's there for maybe 8 seconds, then just... continues off into the darkness between my house and the neighbour's. The resolution isn't perfect (it's 2am, security camera, you know), but I'm certain there's something genuinely odd about the gait.
Could be: (1) a person in a costume, (2) a tall person with an unusual gait, (3) something genuinely unidentified. I've got three cameras with footage - front door, side gate, back garden. Consistent appearance across all three angles.
Happy to share the video files if anyone's interested in proper analysis. I'm in the Midlands if location matters.