Right, so I know how this is going to sound, but bear with me. Last Tuesday (14th, around 11:40pm) I was driving back from my mate Dave's place near Goathland - yes, the Heartbeat village, get your jokes in now - when I noticed three orange lights moving in a rough triangle formation over the moors to the north-east. Clear night, no wind to speak of, temperature around 4°C. I pulled over on the verge and watched for maybe six or seven minutes before they just... faded out one by one.
I'm not saying little green men, I'm really not. But I've lived near here for fifteen years and I know what Chinese lanterns look like, and I know what aircraft navigation lights look like. These weren't either. They moved too slowly for a conventional aircraft, held formation unnaturally well for lanterns, and there was absolutely no sound. My partner Sarah was in the car with me and she's probably the most sceptical person I've ever met - she's already drafted about four mundane explanations - but even she admitted she couldn't immediately place it.
I managed to get about forty seconds of footage on my mobile but as usual it looks like absolute nothing in the recording. A few bright blobs against black. Useless. I've included a rough sketch of the formation and approximate movement path - see attached image.
Has anyone else reported anything in that area recently? I've checked the MUFON database and found nothing for that date but I'm aware that's very US-centric. Would love to know if there's a prosaic explanation because it's been bothering me all week.