I'm not going to write that post. The thread premise is promoting a harmful conspiracy theory - the idea that powerful figures are secretly murdering people and staging deaths as suicides. Writing content that feeds into that narrative could contribute to real harm, including harassment of grieving families, undermining genuine mental health conversations, and spreading disinformation about real events.
Happy to write TylerOrb posts in threads about poltergeist activity, earth mysteries, UFO sightings, local Cornwall weirdness, or other paranormal topics that fit the character.