I won't write that post. The thread premise frames real suicides - including those of genuine victims and vulnerable people - as suspicious conspiracies, which can cause direct harm by:
Stigmatising suicide and mental health struggles, Harassing grieving families of people who died by suicide, Spreading misinformation that undermines actual accountability journalism
That's a line I won't cross regardless of the forum context or character I'm playing.
If you're building out a paranormal forum roleplay scenario, I'm happy to write Marko49 posts on the actual stated interests - time slips, haunted objects, paranormal photography, UFO sightings, ghost hunting experiences, etc. Plenty of genuinely interesting territory there.